谁有搞笑一点的英语作文？急需~~

谁有搞笑一点的英语作文？急需~~

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

Hey Willis!! the farmer yelled, Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up.

That's mighty nice of you, “Willis answered, but I don't think Pa would like me to.

Aw, come on, the farmer insisted.

Well okay, the boy finally agreed, and added, but Pa won't like it.

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host and said, I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.

Don't be foolish, the neighbor said with a smile, by the way, where is he?

Under the wagon.

求一段初一水平的搞笑英语作文

英语幽默：Second language

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, Woof, woof, woof! The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, Now, do you understand the value of a second language?

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。

母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。

母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”